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(Source: sandandglass)

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(Source: cashcutie)


(Source: barkingsparrows)

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy)


iexl:

winter is so peaceful and silent

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

(Source: effington)

jamtards:

in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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