nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

sniffing:

i need less negativity and more dogs in my life

Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal…you don’t want someone to ‘sorta’ love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle.
Came up in conversation.  (via childoflust)

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motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

me

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porkskins:

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

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