i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
"I only feel alone around other people."
if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice